acquisition

when a man or woman decide to shove a glass jar up their anus.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.

"alright man! i just had my girlfriend do an acquisition in front of me. it was well good. i got to pick out the glass!

by sammy versett January 10, 2009

Acqui

A young female who in their everyday life enjoys some real BBC. Their favorite type of porn is most definitely bukkake which they get off to on a daily basis and go for the occasional wath. She is a bit of a slutty anabelle who enjoys a good old bit of ballet every now and then. Quite the character and has her priorities set no straighto.

Haza: "Oi, that chick, she is such an Acqui!"
Viza: "No way!"

by palomaland June 1, 2020

Veritas et Aequitas et Perfututas

Literally: "Truth and Justice and a ton of sex," and refers to people whose Drive and Passion for the pursuit of Truth and Justice turns into really great passionate hot driven sex when they meet another person with the same drive. In other words when two Veritosexuals (people turned on by a sense of Truth/Justice in the other) meet then there is a distinct chance that their Passionate sense of Veritias and Aequitas will lead to passionate epic sex, Perfututas! Often happens with activists and public defenders.

Q. Hey Wild Man, how was your date with that public defender detective last weekend?
A. My goodness, it soooo went Veritas et Aequitas et Perfututas so quickly, its like instantly we had total trust for each other, and we were fucking all night all weekend!

by urban acharya August 3, 2018

Acquired Hates

Like 'acquired taste', Acquired Hates is where you may initially like something, only to then realise after a fashion that it is, in actual fact, completely shit.

The feeling of utter, childlike embarrassment when reminded of your previous love of that thing is without compare.

I give you:

Franz Ferdinand are such Acquired Hates. I used to think they were cool, but now I would rather kill a baby than listen to them ever again.

by monstrousbaby November 15, 2011

Acquisition disorder

When someone shops too much or is a hoarder

I helped her pack her house when she moved

I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.

by MarianneM August 24, 2016

aquitas

A phoney gap-toothed Turkish superhero who wears a close-fitting smelly suit of armor and a dirty cloak.

(probably born in the northern region of anatolia, Sinop)

Unlike the common perception, an aquitas does not refer to a fictional character with mental or any other extraordinary powers. "Hypersonic pussy salt senses" is the mere example of their superpower. An aquitas (aqüi'thas) has a very distinctive gross smell that can keep their enemies away during combat. A very common Aquitas behavior is smiling continously which can be very annoying to their enemies, this effect is also known as "split teeth giggle".

- Oh boy, thats Beytem coming over here. Why doesn't he just leave us here alone?
+ Don't worry, Aquitas atcho' service! Hihhihihihihihi
- Isn't that bike mine? I think Uncle Abdullah is calling me home, byes.

by prolapsus October 16, 2017

Acquired beauty

a person who is only beautiful artificially, using things such as make up or facial surgeries

Kylie Jenner has an acquired beauty, due to her good use of make up and all her plastic surgeries, in the other hand Alicia Keys has an natural beauty

by Vt7even April 8, 2018