Definitions by prolapsus

aquitas 

A phoney gap-toothed Turkish superhero who wears a close-fitting smelly suit of armor and a dirty cloak.

(probably born in the northern region of anatolia, Sinop)

Unlike the common perception, an aquitas does not refer to a fictional character with mental or any other extraordinary powers. "Hypersonic pussy salt senses" is the mere example of their superpower. An aquitas (aqüi'thas) has a very distinctive gross smell that can keep their enemies away during combat. A very common Aquitas behavior is smiling continously which can be very annoying to their enemies, this effect is also known as "split teeth giggle".

- Oh boy, thats Beytem coming over here. Why doesn't he just leave us here alone?
+ Don't worry, Aquitas atcho' service! Hihhihihihihihi
- Isn't that bike mine? I think Uncle Abdullah is calling me home, byes.

aquitas by prolapsus October 16, 2017

adonbilivit 

The African expression for something that is so extraterrestrial

- I drank too much soda-pop. As a result I pooped my pants..!
- Adonbilivit!!!

adonbilivit by prolapsus March 30, 2015

tayyip 

moron

why did you fart after you take all those laxatives maan?? you've messed the whole place. only a tayyip would do this!

tayyip by prolapsus February 2, 2014