Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018

Lemon

Some weird ass motherfucker that's into dressing goth, smoking a vape, having tons of piercings, and doing out of mainstream drugs.

"That fucking dude right there looks like a damn lemon."

"Bruh this lemon-ass party was so whack but the booze and bud was free so I took what I could and dipped"

by Northern Kush July 30, 2016

Lemon

An idiotic human being

YOU ABSOLUTE LEMON!!

by Microwav e March 10, 2022

LEMon

Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.

Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.

by redshirtguy May 10, 2022

Lemon

Describes a person who is dumb or does not think things through.

"He got a 34% on the test"
"Yea I know he's a lemon"

by Baltikdukin December 7, 2016

Lemon

People who like lemons are cool. They often can be sassy. they are quite athletic as well

gary: oh damn that person likes lemons
patrisha: they are so cool

by sandypatrishakid November 17, 2019

Lemon

A consumer good (usually automobile or electronic) that is often secondhand and riddled with problems.

I've heard the iPhone XS was a reliable device, but I got a fucking lemon and my apps crash whenever I'm on PornHub.

by guyfawkes1105 March 19, 2019