arson

a funny crime that tends to spend money on roblox

"did you see him commit arson?"
— arson is a crime.

by shenchi March 9, 2023

dex arson

best dubstep artist no takebacksies

friend: yo bro have you heard of dex arson?
me: no...
friend: listen to Soul Snatcher
me: woahhh

by uhhjustsomebody September 26, 2023

Arson

The act of illegally setting a building on fire.

Its lit tho. Fire.

News reporter: Today a restaurant was set on fire.
Someone in the back: ITS CALLED ARSON YOU DUMB FUCK.

by GayFrogFuckerShit November 19, 2023

Arson

1: a crime that involves burning

2: what morons call themselves

1: dude I just set my friends house on fire again I may be a pyromaniac or an arsonist

2: h1! 1m 4r50n(arson but set as those cringe fucking annoying horrible terrible for people with dyslexia typing quirks)

by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024

Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson.

Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house was burnt down.

by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024

Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson

Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house burnt down.

by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024

Arson

Last resort to your problems.

Everything has gone down hill, looks like arson is my only option now.

by Ashnotashely April 9, 2024