A means of expressing confusion or contempt.
Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.
Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.
Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?
by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008
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Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!
Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!
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the most insulting of insults. whenever this is said to someone, they are usually hospitalized for up to a month. very powerful. only to be used if you want to absolutely destroy your opponent.
jake: “your mom is such a slut”
jordan: “are you from losertown? cause you’re a loser”
jake: “AH” *literally fucking dies*
jordan: “are you from losertown? cause you’re a loser”
jake: “AH” *literally fucking dies*
by lil sharty December 2, 2020
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Said to embarass/draw attention to said person
Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Said to embarass/draw attention to said person
Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009
Get the Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? mug.Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.
John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.
Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?
JS Mill: What? No....
Kant: Well shut up then.
Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?
JS Mill: What? No....
Kant: Well shut up then.
by Mook November 12, 2004
Get the Are you calling my mum a liar? mug.Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?
Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?
Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?
Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.
Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?
Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?
Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.
by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006
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