wankle

a penis that belongs to a pimp

all the hoes love arsh's wankle

by arsh May 24, 2004

Winkle

The act of inserting a garden hose into your rectum, turning it on and shooting the contents of your colon into a swimming pool. ie: Hillbilly Colonic, Backyard Man-Douche

that guy just put a garden hose up his ass, turned it on and winkled it into the pool!

by bassmonkey August 5, 2011

Bull Winkle Surprise

when you're getting a girl in the butt and then out of no where you make you're hands look like antlers and yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and when she looks back at you, you punch her square in the face and run out of the room as fast as possible.

"Yo man, you're girls face is fucked up!"
"I know, i gave her the good ol' Bull Winkle Surprise."

by zakisonfiire April 18, 2009

wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Winklerism

The act of worshiping, praising, or creating an awkward underground religion about anyone with the last name Winkler.

I support Winklerism because I absolutely love Henry Winkler! I worship the very foundation of his being! Look! I even own one of the original jukeboxes from the show Happy Days!!!

by WhoIBeIsUnimportant November 6, 2011

Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.

Who ate all the pies?

Oh, that was Lachlan

But I didn't get any!

Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.

True Dat

by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011

winkle stick

1.A cover that you slip over your peeper to prevent it from catching a cold.

2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect.

1.Float like butterfly; sting like a bee; I slept with your moma and didn't use my winkle stick; now it burns where I pee.

2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina.

by l2l1 June 21, 2006