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United Auto Workers

A groop of overpayed automotive line workers, who are extremely lazy and dont care about their job.

The United Auto Workers union, is the association that these imcompitent line workers are a part of that fights with the auto company to get more money for the greedy workers, and to also help pervent replacing a workers job with a robot.
Those lazy United Auto Workers, i wish that the auto companys go bankrupt so that they can get rid of these leeches, and start back up agian with 8$/h burger flippers.
by Ralph11111 May 22, 2009
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cow-worker

As a co-worker, but of such a mentality and personality as to be almost entirely indistinguishable from a smartly-dressed cow. The differences between a cow-worker and a cow should, however, be obvious on closer examination. One is a large, mindless animal that grazes off scraps of food matter, travels in herds, and is primarily of value only because it can be eventually disposed of for the betterment of a large group of people. The other gives us milk.
"Gary, do you have that report done I asked you for this morning?"
"Moo."
"Okay, one more day, but after that you're answering to the boss yourself."
"Moo."
"You'd better hurry. We're on a tight clock."
"Moo."
"Thanks.... God, I hate my cow-workers."
by Cronocke March 24, 2008
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Gray Collar Workers

A Gray Collar Worker is a member of the service class. While a blue collar worker is a proletarian and primarily manual labour worker (such as a factory worker), and a white collar worker is a bourgeoisie class member (a lawyer).

The Gray Collar Working class does not have the riches of the white collar workers, nor the pride, nor unity of a blue collar worker.

The greatest work on Gray Collar Workers is in the film "Fight Club." It describes the lack of self-confidence, feeling of no masculinity, and the feeling of incompetence with near perfection.
Examples of a Gray Collar Worker:
-Security Guard
-Convenience Store Clerk
-Fast Food Worker
-Waiter
You get the point.
by Jack Red February 5, 2005
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Co-Worker

A relationship where neither of you are real friends even though you know each other for far too long. You guys know each other fairly well but don't hang out or are actually into each other.
Just a way to friend zone someone.
girl: I love you.
guy: I'm sorry, we are just co-workers. We don't even hang out or talk much.
by BigJokesOnYou October 31, 2018
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Social Worker

An annoying person that tries to get in your fucking business.
Hi john, i got visited by a social worker.
Social workers are so annoying
by ComesToVeryMind March 22, 2020
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worker's compensation

Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010
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sex worker

side effect of the bourgeois fantasies of some latter day feminists who greet prostitution and pornography with universal, and therefore unmerited, green lights.

sex work is real obviously, and we shouldn't demonize the people who do it. but too many of the fools who are trying to normalize or celebrate it are writing about fantasy, not socio-economic reality.
"you wouldn't beleive emma's over-reaction when i said i saw a hooker strolling fifth avenue! she insisted i say sex worker instead."

"man, forget her. the girl is all theory and attitude and no street smarts."
by frere ubu January 14, 2008
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