woody allen

A Jewish nerd with an erection

Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.

by hipsterjew April 7, 2010

Woody

Woody is a boy every girl falls for. His soft, silky hair and his cute face will be the death of you. He doesn't usually get into fights, but if he does, he wins. If you know a woody you're so lucky!

"Who's that boy?"
"Oh, that's Woody, he's so attractive!"

by MaeXoXo December 24, 2018

weather woody

A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.

When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.

boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection

by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009

pooky wooky

extended form of endearment from the word pooky

You're my pooky wooky.

by soldier2013 September 27, 2011

wooly back

A wool is short for the Liverpool term Wooly Back which is a derogatory expression for people from lancashire and cheshire, originating from the early 1900's when the population of lancashire used to wear a form of sheepskin coat and was considered to be a sheep shagger by scousers.

This of course has not changed much, except the lancashire and cheshire fashion sense has got worse

a Liverpool football song from the 70's

There's a wooly over there
baggy kecks and feathered hair
with a 3 star jumper half way up his back
thats a f8cking wooly back

by Tommy w November 1, 2005

woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob

The complicated language of a certain lobster beast named Zoidberg

There's rotten fish involved? why didn't you say so? *scuttles away shouting 'woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob'

by sirnogbert November 10, 2006

Tiger Woody

Physical attraction to a single hot young woman by an older married man.

Dude 1: I was working late when she came by my office and now I have a total Tiger Woody for her.

Dude 2: You have a nice family, keep it buttoned up.

by P. Nathan Puthy December 4, 2009