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wizarded

wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.
"What are you doing tonight?"

"I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."
by Turboboner January 21, 2009
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Wizardtown

That headspace you end up in when you're mega stoned or super high.

Wizardtown, which is also known as ganja land, is an ineffable place.

It's beauty cannot be described accurately.

Inhabitants of Wizardtown are most likely to be fubar
"Hey man, wanna pack a bowl and go to Wizardtown?"

"All Aboard! Next stop: Wizardtown"

"Dude, this place, it's so magical.... I'm in Wizardtown!"
by HappyToke April 9, 2013
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fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011
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drug wizard

That one friend who knows everything about drugs. Whenever you have a question about the world of drugs this is the go to person within your friend circle.
"Hey John, I heard that your visual framerate drops when you smoke weed. Is that true?" "I don't know, ask Kevin. He's the drug wizard".
by Kevinstaub November 3, 2015
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Jingle the Wizard

Is a term for tsking a piss. Also can be used in a more sexual way for male ejaculation
Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!

John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.

He jingled his wizard all night long
by coolguy2121 May 10, 2009
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Dark Wizard

A strategic term generally used to pick up women; a man who plays it quiet and mysterious when in social environments in order to get what he wants through subtlety.
"You playin Dark Wizard tonight?"

"Works everytime. Ladies love it."
by bronko11 January 26, 2010
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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock
by Spic Dickuloid March 3, 2017
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