whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008

Wednesday at Noon

The only time heterosexual anal sex is appropriate. Anal sex for gay couples is not affected by this limitation.

Gary: Hey, I am headed home for lunch.
Matt: Oh, it is Wednesday at Noon.
Gary: Yup, I am gonna tear that ass up.

by Beercules September 21, 2011

Shotgun Wedding

A term for a forced marriage after an unexpected pregnancy.

Originating from when the father of the pregnant girl would force the baby's daddy to marry his daughter at gunpoint. This gun was most likely a shotgun as many fathers in the United States were hunters.

Bill knocked up Suzie and now they're having a shotgun wedding

by Sham-Whoa May 20, 2009

Wednesday 13

Lead singer of amazing glam, horror, rock, punk, goth, whateveryouwanttocallit band the Murderdolls. looks hot in drag

Wednesday 13 looks hot in drag. Yes it's that simple.

by theonlykatie13 December 28, 2005

wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

by Ugly Dave September 7, 2007

wedding night

When a couple gets it on after their wedding.

Dude did y'all finally do it?
Yeah on our wedding night.

by Ilymwah April 23, 2014

wedding tackle

male genitalia

Often used to alert caution about them.

Tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it's the gear a man will need on his wedding night - he hopes. It's nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.

As the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, "Mind me wedding tackle, dearie!"

by Yeoman O' The Guard March 1, 2013