Wally Up a Brisco

Verb. A general reaction to being fired, dumped, or dissed in which the offended party embarks on an alcohol-fueled revenge plot involving legal recourse, defamation, and even violence or vandalism.

Employee #1: Hey did you hear Pat got the ax? HR came up and watched her clean out her desk!

Employee #2: Damn, dude. I bet she's gonna wally up a brisco.

by nikolabc March 13, 2013

wallychops

British slang portmanteau of "wally" (a stupid person) and "mutton-chops" (sideburns facial hair), especially when referring to a pompously-bearded narcissistic authority figure with a stick up their arse.

"Sgt. Wallychops is an absolute plonker!" (said of a dimwitted traffic constable)

by Bezzle Bedeviled February 20, 2020

Walledagger

When there’s 3 or more guys watching a girl pleasure herself and one guy gets the party started by whipping it out.

Guys: What is Meg doing on the floor?

Trev: Idk, but I feel a Walledagger coming on!

by WhateverPanda October 21, 2020

Wallycommentary

Chaotic and funny. Confident and stays up for other people and rights. Very strong woman.

"Wallycommentary is so strong!"

by sammy is not homo July 11, 2021

wallet bitch

a phrase used to shut up a woman. typically said before throwing a cash filled wallet in her face.

emily: “i wish you would pay more attention to me”
man: “wallet bitch” *throws wallet in emily’s face*

by camcam4 December 31, 2021

dirty wally

Sexiest most unattainable man in the world.. causes orgasms just thinking about him

I want dirty wally to take on me!!

by Desire Deeds September 20, 2020

Foreskin Wallet

(n.) A pouch made of foreskin from a penis of an uncircumcised male for storage.

Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"

by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021