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wrestling is fake

what those asshole friends say when you enjoy wrestling
you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch
by caleb_yeetyman May 6, 2020
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wrestling day

1: What day is it?
2: Wrestling day.
1: What?
2: 27th December
by Peter J Williams December 9, 2008
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wrestling the alligator

When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"
"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"
by nitefall February 22, 2014
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Wrestling Hater

One who hates wrestling. One who can only say that "it's gay" or "for faggots". A person who also tells wrestling fans that it's fake, thinking that the wrestling fan is too stupid to know. They think that the WWE superstars are not actual athletes. It really doesn't require any athleticism to do a moonsault off of the top rope ONTO someone. It doesn't really hurt at all. They're wrong.
Wrestling Hater: Wrestling is a fucking gay sport. OMG they leik 2 touch eachohter lol and ther n theyr ndrware. itz faggot sprts lmao.

Wrestling fan I'd like to see YOU in the wrestling ring against people like Chris Benoit or The Undertaker

Wrestling Hater: may-b i will gosh, lol lol!
by Jon January 19, 2005
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wrestling the bald headed champ

Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.
by petergripper December 31, 2008
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Wrestling Day

27th December: the day that marks the end of the core Christmas season. Marked by an escalation into violence of squabbles between siblings over shared presents.

The day when you wrestle the last scraps of meat from the Christmas-dinner carcass
The real Christmas season runs from Christmas Eve Eve to Wrestling Day.

It's only Wrestling Day and Wayne has already broken the Xbox!
by Terroin December 30, 2011
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Wrestling the dragon

Man, I love wrestling the dragon with hookers
by Eggs with Bacon January 31, 2015
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