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wide load

This term is usually given to an extremely fat person e.g. someone so fat that they have fat deposits on their back and an arse so big/wide that it’s in a different time zone to the rest of the body.
“Dave, mate, your bird is one ‘ell of a WIDE LOAD!” {Make air horn sound} “Coming through!”
by Miguel Hamburguesa September 29, 2006
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wide open

Working or playing hard and/or fast. Fast paced-Multitasking
1) I went to the repair shop today and man there were cars, people and parts everywhere, every technician was wide open trying to get the customers in and out.
2) Looks like a tornado came through here! Yeah, the kids were wide open at the birthday party.
3) What do you mean I didn't get much done today? Fool, I was wide open. I attended two meetings today and still finished all of names’ and my paperwork back up off me I handled my end.
Note: use with the phrase "out of control" for extra emphasis.
Call for back up this party is wide open out of control!!
by BookerJr. September 1, 2007
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Wide Body

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lets go to the buffet and find us a wide body
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Wide on

When a female is arroused and ready for sex. Female version of a hard on.
Babe you've given me such a wide on.
by NS52 September 2, 2007
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Wide Reciever

A Girl, Usually A Whore That Looses Her Virginity To A Guy With A Big Dick. Is Now Known To The World As A Wide Reciever.
The Wide Reciever Absorbs Big Dick.
by Nosh On My Big D(: November 8, 2010
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wide open

partying down excessively, wild, outta control
At Steve's party the other nite, I got wide open!
I was hanging around w/ Joe's friends, but they are too wide open for me.
by kid rock's butt plug January 5, 2007
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wide stance

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.
"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).
by Richard Black September 12, 2007
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