Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.

Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 21, 2023

Marley ways

To smoke big doobies to the point that, you are stress free with no worry about a ting. To get blowed so hard you don't give a fudge. I'm saying like get dumb high and not give two 💩💩 s about the bs. Or, get lit off a gar and be like maan f**k allat foolishness... Lmao

She had me getting in my Marley ways got d*** ! - #thatpartgem

When life gets hard sometimes I get in my Marley ways to shake back

by Gem 💎 y December 23, 2023

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35. third leg
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37. lightsaber
38. peer
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40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
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45. dingaling
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47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
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68. tube
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wow, i never knew there were so many ways to say penis! 69 ways to say penis?

by starry da great February 12, 2025

Six ways south of Sunday

To do something barely, haphazardly, or in every way ridiculously.

You are doing that six ways south of Sunday

by 3/4Mortarman March 7, 2026

mend his ways

Improve one's behavior

Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.

by Motanul13 December 29, 2015

things be ways

a pretty self-explanatory phrase, going off of it be like that sometimes, things be ways describes an occurrence in life that just happens.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? apparently he committed tax fraud"
"Things be ways man"

"it be like that don't it?"
"things be ways don't they?"

by tubing December 3, 2019

n e ways

anyways, but with sarcasm, or to distract something and move on to a new topic.

*girls on Instagram shading people*
me: n e ways, what grade are yall in rn?

by baorhaan February 14, 2020