Barbara Walters

That feminist and pretentious woman on the view who thinks that she is the smartest woman in the world, but just comes off as a moron.

Friend 1: Who the F*** is Barbara Walters?
Me: I know, right! She's the Media Brainwashing douche-of-a-woman who everybody just wants to punch in the face
Friend 1: I hate her voice too
Me: Yep

by Stafford Virginia January 14, 2010

George Walter Bush

Premier of Us and A.

We in Kazakhstan very much admire your mighty warlord George Walter Bush. He is a very wise man and also a strong man. Very STROOOONG. But, perhaps not as strong as his father Barbara.

by Borat S. Sagdiyev April 25, 2007

Jack Walten

oh my god hes so hummina hummina awooga hot man whos bff killed his kids ...
his wife is hot too

Misa: HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOGA SNIFF BARK BARK BARK *going absolutely feral*
Jack Walten: ..What?

by fart mc fart April 22, 2022

Waylay

To be struck forcibly about the head, neck and chest area by a person or object, and/or to be verbally accosted in a fearsome and demeaning manner. It is nearly impossible to be waylay'd and remain standing.

"Touch my beer, and you're ass is gonna get waylay'd"

by RNAIL May 9, 2009

Walternate

The alternate universe, Secretary of Defense version of Walter Bishop deemed "Walternate". In the winter of 1985, his son Peter was kidnapped by our universe's Walter. Six months later, he ruined his marriage by obsessively trying to find Peter. In the interval 24 years, he became the Secretary of Defense, built mercury-blooded shapeshifters to ingratiate into our universe's society and found pieces of an ancient machine that destroys universes.

In 2010, he made contact with Peter and tried to convince him to use the machine (since according to an equally ancient drawing, the machine is attuned to Peter), but due to a budding relationship with Olivia Dunham (an FBI agent), he refused. Walternate then kidnapped Olivia and replaced her with her double, Fauxlivia. Peter, thinking that Fauxlivia was Olivia, started sleeping with her.

Fauxlivia was revealed to be an impostor, and returned to the other universe with a piece of the machine previously unknown and pregnant to Peter. She had a son, Henry. Walternate used Henry's blood to activate the machine, but it was turned off on this side. Because of this, Peter used the machine to destroy the other universe.

In the year 2026, Walternate attempted revenge on this universe, and managed to kill Olivia, but was stopped by Peter. 2026 Peter traveled back in time to 2011 to stop himself from destroying the other universe, but was erased from time. Walternate's 2011 fate is unknown.

Walternate's turned on the machine.

by ergvsag October 26, 2011

Carpet Waltzing

One who paces back and forth.
Someone Pacing the floor.

My Husband was up all night last night, carpet waltzing.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Walther PPK

A small, highly concealable automatic pistol developed in 1931 as a scaled down PP. The PPK was manufactured in .22 Long Rifle (5.6mm), .25 ACP(6.35mm), .32 ACP (7.65mm), and .380 ACP (9x17mm Kurz/Short). It is currently availible only in 7.65mm and 9x17mm. The PPK was made famous by it's use by fictional spy James Bond.

The Beretta .25 is a ladies' gun 007, try this...

by JoeBob September 14, 2003