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vala

The incorrect usage of the French word voila vwäˈlä, which translates to, "There it is" or "There you are." Voila is synonymous with presto, ta-da, look. More traditionally misspelled "wala."

Traditionally used by ignorant, untraveled American autists whose foreign language capacity is relegated to "taco" and "French fries."
"I did the same thing on my first ar purchase I wanted a longer hand guard so I cut it and painted it with some high heat paint and vala"
by Jeremi Hanlon December 9, 2018
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Valadin

The female equivalent of a stud or a casanova. An impressive woman who has sex frequently or with multiple partners. A positive term for women who enjoy having sex
Person A: You see her, dude?
Person B: Yeah, I heard she fucks a lot
Person A: Dude, she's such a Valadin
Person B: Yeah, I know. That's awesome. Good for her.
by Nigel Dos September 13, 2020
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valas

An incredibly terrible video game player.

In MMORPG, a valas is known to totally suck at all aspects of the game, being nothing more than an obnoxious voice over ventrilo who simply wastes loot due to his or her inability to contribute meaningfully in any way. Using WoW as a basis for comparison--- In PvP, a valas would be known to do things like polymorph then fireblast the target right afterward but not before the target's lifebar is restored. The valas then typically spams "STOP ATTACKING MY SHEEP" into /yell to try and deflect culpability to the other moron pugs from servers like Kil'Jaeden and Proudmoore.

In FPS type games, a valas is typically found laying prone inside a small enclosed space trying to use a rocket propelled explosive (from the prone position mind you) to kill an enemy player who is within melee range. A valas is also known to use the sniper rifle at close range while shooting from the hip. A grenade thrown by the valas is more likely to kill the valas than an enemy.
"Man, we sure did rape that team. Seems like they went to the homeless valas shelter and recruited some real valases to play on their team."

"Look at this fucking valas---noob wasted his iceblock to get rid of my curse which he could have just dispelled!"

"Good thing we disabled friendly fire this round, otherwise that valas over there would really be fouling things up!"
by RoffleCopter4200 November 3, 2009
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Valasi

The coolest friend you’ll ever have. She’s introverted but is very interesting once you get to meet her. She loves films and shows, she probably edits too. Loves milfs <3 Tall and beautiful person with great music taste. Also very kind person!
Jo: hey who’s that cool person?
mama: that’s Valasi!
by yanfeimybeloved February 18, 2022
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valantino

girl: omg hes so hot
girl 2: He might sell us some crack! Hes such a valantino
by StatTraK December 6, 2014
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Vajajay Shazam

Singing a Song into Women's Vagina only to have her figure out the Title and Artist
I was playing Vajajay Shazam last night with my wife and she did not get one song right. However, she still enjoyed the game
by Shoeguy7 July 11, 2017
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Valaduity

"Jamalla whatchu doin"
"I'm testing the valaduity"
by Valadualty May 12, 2021
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