by Vaginaful May 14, 2010
1) n. The faith, doctrine, system, and practice of vagina worship.
2. n. A joke or humorous phrase about the vagina.
2. n. A joke or humorous phrase about the vagina.
by El Mijon April 15, 2006
by Im here! December 03, 2015
by Rbdhr ejd December 03, 2019
Idiot: You my good sir are a vagina.
Smart Kid: Why yes, that is true! You know what they say: you are what you eat!
Smart Kid: Why yes, that is true! You know what they say: you are what you eat!
by fongfan July 25, 2006
A penis' bestfriend.
by Sexyman15 August 06, 2011
The black hole between women's legs that sucks all common sense from men, forcing them to do its every bidding.
Girl: "Can I have a ride?"
Guy: "No."
Girl: "Please? I'll have to walk 6 miles..."
Guy: "Tough shit."
Girl: "...I'll have sex with you."
Guy: *Picks up girl, throws her in the car, jumps into the drivers seat and peals off at speeds his car had never before reached leaving a flaming trail behind him*
Moral:
Who runs the world? Girls.
Why? Because they have vaginas.
Guy: "No."
Girl: "Please? I'll have to walk 6 miles..."
Guy: "Tough shit."
Girl: "...I'll have sex with you."
Guy: *Picks up girl, throws her in the car, jumps into the drivers seat and peals off at speeds his car had never before reached leaving a flaming trail behind him*
Moral:
Who runs the world? Girls.
Why? Because they have vaginas.
by Fatass Sumo July 22, 2014