Matt Turch

A sexy mothafucka that will steal your biddies

Friend 1: Did you see Matt Turch bang ur Mum?
Friend 2: Yeah dude he's a milf stealer.

by atahl14 February 25, 2019

foul turban

Body odor or anything that smells of poor personal hygiene.

We started making out back at her place but I was getting some kind of foul turban off of her. It was treacherous!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

Turangi

Small hydro powered town in the middle of New Zealand, boasts the best fly fishing in the summer and gateway to the whakapapa ski fields. also has one of the highest rates of teen pregnancy as well as crime. lush growing areas for copius amounts of weed. hell hole in the middle of nowhere with a burger king.

" have you been to Turangi?"
"yeah i stayed there once and got robbed"

by ow fella bay April 14, 2012

turban

A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.

That turban is bling!

by Shard April 19, 2005

Tampa Bay Turban

—noun

a large deposit of semen on the top, middle of ones head; usually in a tidy swirl shape similar to that of an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen

Jed's mom was a real snake charmer last night. I gave her a picture-perfect Tampa Bay Turban.

by Tampa Bay Tyrone February 25, 2009

Turban Legend

A person of Asian descent whose perfect comprehension of and participation in major urban trends, current and old-school, makes him da bomb.

A: Check out Sanjeet doing a Pop-Shove-it Backside Nose Slide on his board!
B: That dude is such a Turban Legend!

by Ned Ryerson November 6, 2008

turban dictionary

What it will be called after Urban Dictionary is taken over by Sikh Terrorists.

I submitted an entry to turban dictionary and those assholes didn't accept it. Probably because it wasn't about turbans. Assholes.

by Pollup January 4, 2008