upwards tuck

When a male gets a boner and he needs to hide it he tucks his penis under his waistband to make it less obvious. It works better with a belt.

In class you get a boner and you need to preform the upwards tuck.

by XxXFortnitelegendonepumpXxX September 8, 2018

truckade

A group of trucks (minimum one per lane) on a limited access highway that are traveling side by side at the same speed or close to it, thereby making it difficult or impossible to pass.

Portmanteau of "truck" and "blockade." The idea originates from the blockades in the game of parchesi. See also Parchesie Block.

I cannot go any faster because of the truckade in my way.

by Bed time May 24, 2010

Tuck and Plug

Tuck and Plug is an act of self-gratification whereby a male attempts to insert his own penis into his own rectum.

The Tuck and Plug is most often performed while sitting naked on a toilet. It can also be performed while squatting naked over a hand mirror. In both instances, the male will pull aside his scrotom with one hand then push his penis with the other hand past the taint and back towards the sphincter. Once the tip of his penis touches the anal opening or backdoor, he then plugs his hole with the penis head. At this point, the Tuck and Plug is complete. However, taking into consideration one's penis length and/or girth, one can continue to insert as much penis as possible beyond the head. Generally, given the distance from the average sized male's penis base, around the taint to the anal sphincter, only the well endowed and well hung are capable of inserting more than the tip when performing a Tuck and Plug. Those with smaller endowment are usually incapable of performing a Tuck and Plug.

Frank couldn't want to get home from work to sit on the toilet and give himself a Tuck and Plug. Ever since he broke his wife's hand mirrior, he can only self-gratify on the toilet.

by Eaton Holgoode March 31, 2014

french tuck

The fashion act of tucking only front of the shirt in the pants, as popularised (to the point of memetic mutation) by Tan France on Queer Eye reboot.

Look at them, they're wearing a patterned shirt and a french tuck now, this is a Tan France outfit if i saw one!

by thehawkeye June 25, 2018

Allen tuck n roll

The act of opening the car door, nd jumping out while the car is in motion. Usually performed on xanex by person's with the last name 'Allen'.

"I wanna steel things! Pull over!"
"No, Allen, we ain't stopin."
"Oh, Yeah?"
>jumps out of car.

That's the Allen tuck n roll for ya.

by travisallen April 12, 2009

Dirty Tucker

Is the sexual act of stuffing all your meat and beans through a gimp suit hood mouth hole you’re wearing as underwear and packing all that Junk into your partners mouth, using fingers if needed, to fill them so they look like a stuffed hamster, wriggling those hips to the tune of I’m Sexy And I Know it until you nut and she expels it through her nose like raging bull.

You’re not a sucker, until you’ve don’t the Dirty Tucker!!!

by BluetifulWaffle June 2, 2020

boner tuck

when you flip your erection up and tighten your belt to hold it close to your body in order to deter people from staring at your boner when you stand up

"dude, i was makin out with that girl but i had to hit the boner tuck when her mom walked in so she wouldnt see my wood"

by Big Hutch April 27, 2006