trout bucket

An affectionate term for a smelly snatch. First used in the 16th century in England by Christopher Lloyding. In his poetic musings centered around a small fishing village whore house in which he was master of proceedings.

My darling Betty, your flange is reminiscent of a trout bucket.

It was like rummaging around in a trout bucket, plenty of room but far too much quim.

by rpjoe101 January 14, 2008

Bush Trout

A female usually found in parks or the Australian outback, always with a half empty goon bag, who is as dirty as a coal miner, cover with flies and smells like a rotting dead trout.

Look at the cops arresting that bush trout.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

trout cream

Seminal fluid

"I was raw dogging becky yesterday"
Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

trouser trout

a penis ,dick, or cock

my trouser trout wants to jump into your lake

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

trout bite

When a monsterously long turd breaks off and brushes your ball sack or inner thigh.

After a night of cashews and corona chip should have expected to get a trout bite the next day.

by sloleak September 3, 2006

Custard Trout

Custard Trout An angry internet troll who takes great pleasure in dark humour.It is also known to hate it when something is misspelt. Generally, he,she or it is considered as asset in a team, if in a game. Particularly on Call of Duty 4 It is said, that this creature once killed 578 enemies in a Clan match, this however is unproven and no records have been found. This creature seems to be online at many places at the same time.Many terms have come out of this, usually if doing well on a game or using very dark humour. Or sometimes if a fourm user is to either Troll on many fourmsExample: "Trouting it" "Custarding it"(Please note it is unknown if "Custard Trout" is male or female, it is also unknown if he,she or it is real or a legend.)
It is also said that this creature only eats custard and lives in the water, hence the name "Custard Trout"

Troll Fourm Troll Xbox live Custard Trout Drunk Duck Fourm

by Burning Bird August 9, 2009

trout pout

lips with collagen injected to make them plumper, particularly when it goes wrong and they look like a fish

leslie ash has got a trout pout!

by troll trug May 4, 2003