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tossing the toenails

(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.

See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.
Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?

Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.

Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.

Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.

Betty: Did it taste good?

Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010
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Tossing Tin

To go to the gym and lift some weights.
Mate! Keen to go down to the gym and toss some tin?

You are sweaty! What have you been up to? Just been tossing tin bro.

You are looking huge bro! Yeah mate, been tossing a lot of tin recently.
by Lifter123 February 12, 2012
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tossing the bread basket

by Gracietea October 12, 2017
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keg tossing

Keg tossing is a sport that involves the heaving of a standard 15.5 gallon beer keg. Most people would refer to this type of keg as a "half-keg" or "half-barrel." The keg must be completely emptied before it should be tossed to avoid injuries. There are many different types of keg tossing, as it is practiced throughout the world. In Ireland, the keg is typically thrown upwards and the height of the toss determines the winner.
The newest way to toss a keg combines techniques of both the discus and hammer throw. This updated form of keg tossing does not require the athlete to toss the keg high, rather they are required to try to throw it the farthest distance. Athletes are given three attempts to throw the keg and the winner is determined by measuring the distance tossed. The one who throws the keg the furthest wins.
The basic technique for tossing the keg involves swinging the keg in a pendulum like manner and releasing the keg when it is at its summit. A more experienced athlete uses a spin method similar to a hammer throw. The keg is again released when it is at its summit, allowing for the maximum distance. The event of keg tossing is also in the World’s Strongest Man competition. Men toss kegs that get increasingly heavier over a tall wall.
It's very easy to obtain an empty keg. Go to a liquor store, buy a keg, invite some friends over, drink all the beer, wake up in the morning with a hangover, a strange guy sleeping in your bed, and an empty keg! Or you can just go to a liquor store and ask if you can have one of their empty kegs. Most will just look at you funny and give you the keg. Some may charge you a couple of bucks for them. It's that simple.
by Tallyjfklfaskjldf August 25, 2008
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Midget Tossing

The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.
1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.
by BentRodMedia October 24, 2011
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tossing hot dogs down a hallway

a large, loose, and used up vagina......
Screwing Sally is like tossing hot dogs down a hallway.
by Roger Anderson August 6, 2007
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Tossing The Blahaj

"Hey bro, were you tossing the blahaj last night? "
"Of course I was"
"That's fucking gay."
"it's not gay when it's a girl fucking you in the ass"
by anonymous January 17, 2023
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