Topless Beer

The Topless Beer is a method of drinking beer cans that involves removing the entire top with a standard can opener. The purpose of the Topless Beer is to improve taste and to assist rapid consumption. Popularized by students at the University of Notre Dame.

Guy 1: "Yo, Ian... hook me up with a topless beer. We're gonna get everyone together to chug."

Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"

by Boozemonkey March 30, 2009

Topy

(Also spelt top-y, toppy) Topy is when something feels like it's about to hit top, like a comment getting many likes or a top comment in a webtoon! Topy was first used by yeetus-one-feotus in a game of drawception, in which they used the word to describe a game that was very well drawn and felt like it'd get many likes, thus making it TOP!

Person 1: "This game feels topy."
Person 2: "What even is topy it's not a word."
Person 3: "It is a word now!"

by SwanZwei May 18, 2019

Tipsy Topsy

When a person snitches on someone's secret like a drunken fool.

" Why did you have to go all Tipsy Topsy on me and make me look bad"

by Hdj February 20, 2008

topload

when some one shits in the cistern of the toilet causing the water to flush brown for weeks on end

"hey luke that guy that makes those rim stickers is a real fuckin felcher,i think you should go around there after a hard night on the curry and give his shitter a good old fashioned dacks around the ankles topload....what do you think old son"

by mcr toilet cleaning services September 15, 2009

topsy

messed up,wrong

yo that shit was topsy when that nigga punch his girl in the face

by Dmur&jesus May 7, 2004

topless iguana

(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward sexual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked

(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy

1. (n.1)OMG! Did you see IS last night?! Jude totally pulled a topless iguana when Tommy mentioned her pulling a Paris Hilton.

2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!

3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.

by smajr June 21, 2008

Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K

This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.

retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?

retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.

by binder full of ankle pics September 1, 2022