Thinky wank

where you don't use porn to wank

Me: "i'm going for a Thinky Wank"
Friend:"who you going to think about?"
Me: "your mum"

by buttonsex February 28, 2012

thinky

something or someone overly intellectual and boring

she's way too thinky to watch zoolander.
Philosophy sucks monkey poo. it's too thinky.

by SunshineND821 February 4, 2005

Twinky

The sexual act of finishings on your partners chest and then giving your partner a chest bump

dude I gave my girlfriend a twinky last night but afterwards we had to clean up my entire room

by BetaSixNine April 15, 2011

toink

the sound of eyes popping out of your head

Woman: *Sexy girl walks by*

Man:*TOINK!*

by ScrabbleDiva January 4, 2011

twinky douche

a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:

Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!

girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!

person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!

by SecretGarden May 12, 2010

twinky slinky

A person that is of larger weight, has long lanky arms, and waddles when they walk.

Bro, you see that dude waddling over there? He's such a Twinky Slinky!

by Chimpanzee Fonzee November 14, 2015

Tonky

Usually not good, something that is not meant to be there can be referred to as ‘tonk’. If you are feeling tonky you are not feeling good. And you may have tonk on you if you stand up after sitting on grass etc. Can be used in multiple contexts.

Man1: oh man! Look at this tonky tonk on my leg! Yuck!
Man2: what the tonk!

by Doglover1132 December 23, 2017