Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.
"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.
by one more fizzle May 3, 2011
Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!
by Genuine100 June 1, 2016
Someone that forgets where they came from. When they get a lot of money or acquire a prized possession and try to act like things are minuscule to them. They act like they don’t have time for anything unless it benefits them. Can also be used as a verb. * Big Timed
Damn he thinks he’s a big timer now that he got a little money!
Damn this n*gga Eddie just big timed me!!
Damn this n*gga Eddie just big timed me!!
by DJ2k July 25, 2022
1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.
2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020
When a destiny clip hitter gets a kill to stack, despite an absurd amount of time between kills. Coined by the destiny community after Griffins Primal RC.
by Kermit’s Xbox November 6, 2018
by gamebytes April 19, 2022
A form of short term memory loss from smoking to much pot, That affects the individuals ability to form and or complete a full sentence ie. pronounced like Alzheimers
by rileymorgan420 September 8, 2022