crazier than an inbred schnauzer

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.

He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.

by Ferdosork November 15, 2016

hotter than an otters pocket

olivia

jade: wow olivia is hotter than an otters pocket

by fuckuberta August 2, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoner

Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!

Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*

Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket

by Whowhoville August 9, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Like macaroni in a pot.

I got that bitch wetter than an otter's pocket

by Grundalina March 17, 2021

Thaninee

da nastiest hookeriest bitch i know

that girl is a thaninee, fo reals.

by applejaxattax October 12, 2011

Wetter than an otters pocket

when you see johnny Depp

friend: Omg is that johnny?

you: yes omg. he’s so cute.

friend: bro you’re wetter than an otters pocket
you: yeah i know :)

by cumdrops April 17, 2021

Hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack

When the weather is excessivly hot and humid.

The heat index today is 105, it's hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack.

They didn't turn the A/C on at the gym today. It was hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack!

by Jeni1969 December 7, 2011