Testosterowned

1. When an adult male is controlled by adolescent or teenage motives rather than reacting as an adult.

2. An adult male given to doing things his friends think he should do and not what he knows he should do for fear of being shunned or clowned.
3. The desire to ride a motorcycle becuase it is "cool", generally given to plastic fairings or excess chrome, but not actually displaying the disipline to ride right.

Dude is 40 and still wearing his hat crooked and saggin his jeans. It is a shame is so testosterowned.

The ad listed the GXSR as "adult owned". What the fuck, no adult would own a GSXR, that shit was testosterowned.

by The Ditch of Raneman January 13, 2012

Textosterone

Textosterone (noun): A hormone that drives a person to write unnecessary text on social media. A prime cause of trolling.

Yesterday, I trolled almost every celebrity on Twitter because I was high on Textosterone.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

testosteroni

An erotic-flavoured sweat or scent after sex, could also be described as "smells the way a peach tastes"

It smells very testosteroni in this bedroom. - Dez announced

by R0CKET-MAN March 2, 2021

techstosterone

The desire to compete with other geeks over what technology is superior. The desire to have the latest and greatest technology.

Did you hear Dave and john talking about the new i-pad? The techstosterone was really flowing.

by vertgrenouille March 27, 2011

testosterstoned

when you or a buddy is so horny or craving sex to the point where they are just blinded by the urge to do it with someone

guy: did you see how ugly the girl guy2 went home with was.
guy3: yeah hes kinda testosterstoned

by Propter August 10, 2014

Teenosterone

The hormone that all teens get at puberty that turns them into sullen, moody, self-centered ungratefuls whose parents can't wait to see them leave home. Fortunately it is short lived and they grow into respectable adults their parents are proud of - albeit, still in therapy.

What happened to my gorgeous kids? Ever since the teenosterone kicked in they've been impossible to live with!

by QwertyChris June 19, 2021

textoserone

To talk large amounts of shit, or acting very tough while getting in fights online, or via text messages. Usually responded to by other people with textoserone who will call out other people on their textoserone.

That kid has so much textoserone, I'm suprised he isn't banned.

by Rabblerouser August 4, 2007