telesleeping

A farcical term for “working” from home.

The Covid Pandemic has given many state employees the chance to prove their work ethic by generously compensating them for telesleeping positions.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2020

telesurfing

When you’re supposed to be working from home but you’re actually out surfing.

It’s a good thing that California taxpayers are willing to fund our hard-earned telesurfing positions.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2020

Programming Telekinetically

The practice of programming a computer without touching an input device of any kind, such as a keyboard or mouse. Easily confused with doing nothing at all.

Johnny might be sitting and staring at the computer, or he might be programming telekinetically.

by StanleyCup1967 August 28, 2009

Extra Chubby Teletubby

A chubby adult or teenager who likes to watch Teletubbies.

My son was watching Teletubbies and then this extra chubby Teletubby sat behind him and started watching as well.

by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

telefrag

To kill another being(s) by teleporting into the space they are occupying.

"That guy prefers to telefrag people instead of shooting them."

by Poofball7 October 24, 2003

teletubbies

Four uh... things that live in Teletubbyland, a beautiful astro-turf consisting of green trees, gossipy flowers, and large, brown rabbits. The four teletubbies' names are Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po. They all live in futuristic domehouse with a vacuum cleaner named Noo-Noo, and all of the tubby custard and tubby toast they could ever want.

Tinky-Winky: Tinky-Winky is a male teletubby and is purple in color. He is the largest of all of them. He has an upside-down triangle antenna on his head and carries around a cute little red clutch purse. Tinky-Winky may or may not be homosexual. His song goes 'Tinkle Winkle, Tinky-Winky, Woo woo woo woo woo...'

Dipsy: Dipsy is a male teletubby and is lime green in color. He is second largest of them all. His antenna is straight (like a dipstick... get it?) and he normally wears a rad cow-spotted top hat. He hates cute shit. His song goes 'bum tre bum bum tre bum'

Laa-Laa: Laa-Laa is a female teletubby and is yellow in color. She is second smallest of them all. Her antenna is curly and plays with an orange ball she has absolutely no control over. She is a total girly-girl and a total chatter box. She is always giggling and never sad. Her song goes 'la la la la la la la la'

Po: Po is a female teletubby and is red in color. She is smallest of them all. Her antenna is a circle and likes taking ride on a scooter. Po is shy and may or may not be a communist. Her song goes 'po po po po po po po'

Noo-Noo: Noo-Noo is a genderless vacuum cleaner with a mind of its own. Noo-Noo is normally found in the tubby's house cleaning up after them.

The Sun: The sun is just that... a sun. The only catch? The sun has a baby's face! The baby sun likes to look down on the teletubbies and laugh at them.

Teletubbies are the most fucked up Children's show TV characters ever.

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004

Telemarketing

Noun. Also known as telescams and cold calls. When a salesperson calls you unexpectantly and offers you something you don't want or need, such as double glazing.

In the US and Australia, telemarketing is restricted and policed. In the UK, it is less controlled, because otherwise it would clash with the free speech laws.

Telemarketing is the bain of most houseowners' existences, and will guarentee you a place in Hades if you ever get a job in a telemarketing company.

"God, I only asked my girlfriend to sell her body for money, it's not like I asked her to go into telemarketing!" - Jeremy (Robert Webb), Peep Show

by Public Enemy Number 42 April 29, 2008