too good to be true

When something amazing out of the blue happens and you are happy but then you get suddenly suspicious.

Girl 1: "oh my gosh today i won 1,000,000 dollars then met the president all in one day" !
Girl 2: "Wow, that is awesome..." -_-
Girl1: "It is too good to be true"

by YoursTruelyNiki May 13, 2012

Too much junk in'd trunk

Huge ass

Damn she's got junk in'd trunk!

by *M* April 21, 2004

too kanye

To last long during sex, usually more than 30 minutes

He lasted so long it was a little too Kanye

by Tnora March 27, 2017

Too Cute

So cute that they don't even realize it. So cute in fact that they make guys go crazy.

Lexi is too cute it's not even funny. I wonder if she has a boyfriend.

by landedosprey1 October 2, 2019

too aggressive

Something can be too aggressive in a good and a bad way. Generally things that are extreme are too aggressive. It is essentially the extreme elements of anything.

If you spoke to a very hot girl and you were super drunk but somehow pulled out gold, thats too aggressive.

If you got spammed by like 500 spammers all at once, thats too aggressive.

by Schebesta August 10, 2008

Too lazy to get fat

The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the TV)

Mark: "Look at all the chocolate in this fridge, I can't believe you're not a fatass David"

David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"

by DeKrow June 1, 2007

Too rad to be sad

you say this when someone asks you if you are okay when you are extremely depressed. It's a subtle way of saying that you aren't okay without ruining the vibe

Person 1: Hey are you okay?
Person 2: Yeah I'm too rad to be sad! *sheds tear*

by grannykungfu October 11, 2016