Tactical friending

When you have no mutual friends with your crush on Facebook, so you friend people so you don't look weird when you add them.

Zaki: Who's that buff girl over there?

Tahmid: idk but I think her name's Hannah

Zaki: Never seen her before, I might have to start doing some tactical friending

mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae

by Terrshamidul December 16, 2015

Kyle Tactic

The art of screaming racial slurs at the climax of ejaculation during intercourse.

"Bro I heard you hit a Kyle Tactic last night"

"Ya bro, that shit was intense fr"

by reddituser7025 May 4, 2022

mozul tactical

When your significant other is not paying attention during sex and you squeeze out a deadly fart (bomb).

Significant other: "Wait what's that smell???"

You: "MOZUL TACTICALLLLL"

by PrincessCat69 March 10, 2019

Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.

I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.

by jklink77 October 9, 2013

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

Skank Tactics

the bending the rules of a game which could be classed as cheating by the person/team on the recieving end of defeat in such a way.

throwing red shells backwards on super mariokart and dider drogba's diving are fine examples of "skank tactics"

by MosiahB March 30, 2010

Tactical Nuke

In Multiplayer when a played has a killstreak of 25 kills in a row without dieing they will gain the tactical nuke. The tactical nuke, blows up the entire map and kills all players on BOTH teams (chicken don't die though weird.) The player's team automatically wins regardless of the current score. When a tactical nuke has been activated the player usually spams in the mic bragging and spins around in circles shooting his gun around like an idiot.

Rangers: "Enemy Tactical Nuke incoming, it's over!"
Rangers Player: NUUUUUUUU!

by gangstahhh1232432423 April 28, 2010