swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

by texanguy November 20, 2010

Swimming

Constantly on the verge of being broke.

I can't imagine renting an apartment in Seattle and not swimming.

by mister.eldritch December 4, 2019

simping4jack

A hot as hell person who goes by Luciel

"Hey have you heard of simping4jack?"
"Yes they are hot as hell"

by Rumi...Rowan July 5, 2021

Redneck Swimming Pool

A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.

Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.

by Cazaam October 28, 2014

homie simping

the act of telling your homies that you'll do anything for them so they know u care about them so much

we're homie simping for you

by oli_whirl August 8, 2020

Reverse simping

a girl that simps for a guy

Matt: she's donating $50 to Jack paypal
Luke: bro she's reverse simping

by xLock February 19, 2022

I’m simping

guy who does something nice for a girl, hoping that it'll make the girl want to date him.

I’m simping for Ariana Grande.

by Mackenzielight May 27, 2020