swimstitute

Someone who has sex and is willing to have sex with all members of the swim team

yo so I heard you fucked the swimstitute.

by kingdoof September 20, 2011

swish mitten

a term for a vagina that is soaked in vodka.

dude, her swish mitten was all stanky last night

by greenbay fann November 12, 2011

Swiss Menergy

1 part white wine
1 part Smirnoff Ice
1 part Vodka
3 parts energy drink

Add a straw and some ice and you have yourself a swiss menergy my friend.

"Woah what is this?" - "that is a swiss menergy, you're welcome"

by dvs20 August 19, 2012

Swishbuckling

This is the art of putting a shot of liquor in your mouth, swishing it like mouthwash then returning it into the shot glass it came out of.

Holy hell! That guy just is swishbuckling that stripper who was freeloading the bottle service whiskey!

by JimboMac August 1, 2018

swiss it up

To increase the value of something. When the quality of something isn't great but rather average and you want to increase it, you swiss it up!

Oh man, the quality of this isn't really great. You gotta swiss it up a bit!

by fleischli January 7, 2020

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Swiss bread

When you pick the mould off mouldy bread and leave holes in it.

Like the cheese…but bread!

Yo mum, why’s my bread got holes in it?

It’s Swiss Bread

by A little seaman June 21, 2021