Swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated. He caught the swiffles from her.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

shwaffler

The act of a male slapping you across the face with a dick.

Corey is a #Shwaffler, man. He hit me in the face with that dick super hard.

by ThatBuddhistGirl January 17, 2018

Swaffe

An expected large group of people that arrive to save the day but don't.
Particularly in crypto market when the arse is falling out of it and everyone is hoping for the arrival of a swaffe of buyers.
Hopium.

Such a large swaffe of buyers with cash waiting to buy btc from $4700-$4900 range

by KryptoWilf November 20, 2018

swafflle

When you beat you meat in a jar of mayonnaise

"Dude I was at my girls house last night and I swafflled in her mayonnaise"

by Reeobot June 20, 2020

Sqwaffle

awful X waffle X squirrel - what some people call their dogs/cats/friends/anime boyfriends

My dog is such a Sqwaffle!
mainly for Pomeranians.

by imneverheather November 9, 2020

Swiffle

Forehead hair or peach fuzz

Damn son you got that swiffle looking fresh with your new cut.

by Eflats June 25, 2021

Safflekatch

A numerous amount of objects or people.

What a safflekatch of a line! I'll never get my movie ticket at this rate!

by Craziism July 2, 2021