Sherner

A social studies teacher who has too much facial hair and uses the word "anywhozzles" at completely inappropriate times during long rants.
Also known for touching certain kids repeatedly on the heads and showing them disturbing images on smart boards.

An unusual hatred for anyone of the British species.

Innocent Child 1: Did you see that S.S. teacher hit that kid with a yard stick?

Innocent Child 2: Yeah! He's a total Sherner.

by Pickletoast January 11, 2011

Skerne Park Rattle

Snapping off the ring pull of a Morrisons 80p bitter can and putting it inside the empty can, making a lovely christmas present for any child

Here you go Kylie play with this Skerne Park Rattle, while dad shafts ya mam.

by Jack Conway October 17, 2005

Shernel

Consisting of or having great beauty; One with infinitely large amounts of photogenic-ness; One with a perfect smile; One whose beauty is unrivaled; One who is irresistibly lovable.

Wow, you are definitely a Shernel right now.

by Chickypasbro July 1, 2011

sternum bush

The wonderfully arousing patch of chest hair running along a male's sternum area. It is a known aphrodesiac for women. It is normally presented in the male's courtship/mating rituals by leaving the top couple of shirt buttons undone. It effectively shows the male's superior levels of testosterone, strength, masculinity and mating desirability.

You need to show some chest hair! Chicks dig the sternum bush!

by reneeL December 3, 2010

Saternasty

feeling of worthlessness on a saterday night while sitting alone and inhaling stale food and warm beer while your flea bitten poodle runs amok.

"You see that guy? He is going to be that guy who gets saternasty every weekend."
"Man, that saternasty sucked."

by Abe713 March 4, 2008

Shernise

She is an extremely talkative girl who hangs out with a lot of people around her. She is very popular and seems to be always laughing. She may look fierce at first but she is actually a sweetheart. She has good humor. She is a great friend and is very outgoing.

Kind Shernise

by feafzifbOF February 6, 2020

sternocleidomastoid

In human anatomy, the sternocleidomastoid is a paired muscle in the superficial layers of the side of the neck. It is one of the largest and most superficial cervical muscles. The primary actions of the muscle are rotation of the head to the opposite side and flexion of the neck. The sternocleidomastoid is innervated by the accessory nerve.

It is given the name sternocleidomastoid because it originates at the manubrium of the sternum and the clavicle, and has an insertion at the mastoid process of the temporal bone of the skull.

Guy: Sorry, Teacher, I am afraid I cant assist to class today...
Teacher: Oh, but how come?
Guy: I broke my sternocleidomastoid.
Teacher: Say no more, fella, I'll send you the homework via email and get well soon?

by Frank Greene January 28, 2016