noun. Constipation from excessive overeating during Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, etc. celebrations. Most frequently used as a phrase: "it's the holiday squeezin". Pun on popular holiday song.
Hours of turkey feasting with family led to me stuck in the bathroom; my mother became worried, but my brother reassured her that it was merely the holiday squeezin.
by Ralph Wilkerson December 26, 2004
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by cale hadaway June 26, 2008
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by commodorebeef May 2, 2005
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Get the Squeaking mug.When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.
Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"
Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"
Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"
Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a
key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"
Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"
Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"
Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a
key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"
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