A rugged and incredibly handsome man having a penis with gladiator like traits. Superior strength, always hard and up for a tight challenge. Can be easily aroused. Spartacocks have the unique ability to shoot large amounts of cum at lengthy distances with such great force. This effect can cause leakage for days. Some men use their spartacocks like a sword or gag their victims. They can commonly be found on cocky mid-aged mongrel men who are referred to as sexy beasts.
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Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
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A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.
The spurtle was thirsty.
by loserpants101 May 4, 2019
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by ShortFuse186 March 28, 2019
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Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
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I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020
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