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Springfield Missouri

1. A bad place where insecure, ignorant people live.

2. Synonym for backward.
3. Clanish and fearful or anyone they don't know.
4. Rejecting of newcomers; inhospitable place.
If you come to Springfield Missouri you will be rejected unless you have enough money to impress the right people. Regardless, you will be the subject of their gossip; there is nothing else to do in Springfield Missouri.
by Marrooned in Springfield November 22, 2011
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Bruce Springsteen

Not only the best songwriter in the world, an awesome guitarist(although he still does not measure up to Eric Clapton)
"in the day we sweat it ou;t on the streets of a runaway american dream, at night we ride to mansions of glory in suicide machines, sprung from cages on highway 9, chrome-wheeled, fuel injected and steppin out over the line" (Born to Run by The Boss)
by BruceSpringsteen June 9, 2005
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Springfield Sewer

The sexual act of putting your fully erect dick in a girl's vagina immediately after she's had an orgasm (won't work if you can't get her to cum) and peeing all-internally.
Baby I'm gonna give you a Springfield Sewer tonight
by bigdaddysavage6969 July 22, 2015
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springfield middle

a bunch of fucking losers and dumb ass girls who think they’re better than everyone. plus you have the fucking girls making fun of guys and who they like lolololol oh yea and a bunch of lesbians and a gay guy.
you go to springfield middle? that place is for a bunch of bitchy girls!”
by sexyman11111111 March 18, 2019
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Springfield Massachusetts

Springfield Massachusetts is a well known city located in Western Massachusetts commonly brought up as the home of Drugs, Violence, and the Negro community. Despite being the defining factor of practically all of Western Massachusetts it is surely the shitiest place to live, it is a struggle to find housing even the size of a elementary school restroom. but before you even manage to find a place to live you will be (as we call here) “triple R’ed”, robbed, raped, and relentlessly hate crimed by blue haired liberals.
P1: I have to pass through Springfield Massachusetts to reach my destination

P2: Rest In Peace my friend.
by PissCumShit April 26, 2021
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Springfield

Springfeild contains bunch of fat yellow people that go around making fart jokes.
Springfield
by Side show bill May 27, 2009
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Springfield, NH

Springfield is a small town in New Hampshire consisting mostly of drunk hicks, loosers, and rednecks. There is nothing there except for empty beer cans on the sides of the dirtroads and cigarette smoke. Hobbies there include shooting animals (otherwise known as hunting), doing drugs, and having parties with alcohol. These activities are taught as young as the age of 3. There is nothing to do that is fun. It's basically a waste land. My advice: Never go to Springfield.
Steve: Have you ever been to Springfield, NH?
Tim: Why would I go there? Springfield sucks!
Steve: Good Call.
by J_Doe052395 March 29, 2011
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