Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.

WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.

by Psyco6 March 6, 2012

Spanking

Repeatedly smacking someone on the butt to cause pain, usually with a flat object
1)for discipline
2)for sexual purposes.

1) If you don't do your chores I will spank you.
2)I have been a naughty girl spank me harder. I need more spanking.

by Baby panda3333 October 8, 2017

monkey spanking

masturbating

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video

by AntUK January 23, 2003

brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.

Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.

by ekks September 24, 2010

SKUNKING

When you getting head, and just as you are about to shoot your load, you pull out and shoot down the center of her head, making her look like a skunk.

she needed hair conditioner so i skunked her

by STEVE March 25, 2004

Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.

Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!

by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009

Spanking the Jellyfish

Masturbating

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!

by CR24 September 1, 2009