Splondo

A special genus of homo-erectus Trumpi that multiplies every time it sucks cock. It is often used as a derogatory remark towards the inhabitants of Gnaijoa, Uouhznew.

Stop being such a Splondo, Albert. - Insult.
That is a very scientific Splondo. - Scientific term.

by dilzo999 November 22, 2018

Splenticular

A mix of Spectacular and Splendid. Another adjective, (awesome, extraordinary)

Joe: "How'd you do on the test?
Steaven: "Splenticular"

by LittleSugar February 28, 2019

splintersection

A confusing intersection of 5 or more streets, commonly found in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Take the middle left, not the first or third left, at the splintersection of River, Rialto, rt 28, and 30th and 31st street.

by Nick (just Nick) December 2, 2021

Splinter

Splinter is a part of a bigger whole and reminds you it is about the little things in life. It is a true-hearted and open-minded person. A great listener who also keeps an edgy tongue. Don't be misguided by his appearance. Though he's looking sharp on the outside, he is absolutely sweet on the inside and always willing to share his wisdom. You could say he is one of few, and if there was a pocket edition of Splinter you would always want to carry him around.

1. Omg, he's looking sharp, he looks like a Splinter!

2.

Person 1: He is a bit of a hard candy shell, soft nougat center, isn't he?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a Splinter!

by KC78 December 3, 2021

chip splinter

When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.

*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"

by Grillbae May 17, 2017

reverse splinter

When you stick your dick inside of a tree

Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass

by #1god October 18, 2017

Teriyaki Splinter

Taking a stick or pencil with sharp metal edges, covering with alcohol or teriyaki sauce, giving a stinging sensation.

Damn, when he gave me a teriyaki splinter, I wanted to die.

by Fildodaggins January 30, 2018