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slapping the weasel

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.
by lde_ricky December 14, 2008
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Shipping forecast

A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
by Flannybabes May 15, 2012
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slippin' on my pimpin'

guy 1: bruh i totally bombed that exam.... guy 2: well did you study?.... guy 1: nah... guy 2: damn my dude, you're slipping' on your pimpin'.... guy 1: forreal bruh

guy 1: dude that girl just told me to fuck off, third time tonight, i'm slippin' on my pimpin'
by johnnytwothumbs December 11, 2018
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Slapping the Cat

Boy: I walked in on my sister slapping the cat last night
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.
by ZachZachZachZachZachZach March 26, 2019
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Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.
"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."
by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011
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dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace
"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"
by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022
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traffic shipping

Traffic shipping is the umbrella term for all shipping in the Life series, a hardcore Minecraft Smp that consists of a certain mechanic each season.

Commonly used on tumblr and X (twitter).
“Hey todd, do you support traffic shipping?”

Of course, as long as they only ship their PERSONAS. Then it’s fine with me!”
by :33< Nepeta Stan August 27, 2023
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