Spatch

Usually means dispatchers of the Armenian sort, more than likely double brokers who are trying to skimp you.

Hey bro how’s the spatch going?

by Russian Broker March 4, 2019

Splachina

Average Montenegrian

- Look at that Splachina?
- Yeap, he is from Montenegro.

by Splaki November 14, 2019

Spatchcock

When a guy is going down on you but you have nothing but two bottles of wine in your stomach, so you just vom all over his face.

"Emily, you just spatchcocked me on Thanksgiving. Now I have to get the wine out of our fake tree." -- Blake

"Just leave it for the dog. I don't even have a his anymore." -- Emily

by cm2342 November 27, 2020

slatcher

A little bit of classy, dash of sassy, and a little smart-assey.

Very good kind people. Happy positive loving and caring! Family means everything and we always try to smile and enjoy our time together. We love to use sarcasm over English. And laugh about it all!! Always have a good time!!

The Slatcher’s truly are the best!!

by Jeff Wilde May 2, 2021

Splotchy_Artistry

They have alot of pet penises and has a friend in an arsonist. They understand Danish and is big yes

Splotchy_Artistry is a big dick

by Actry_ July 20, 2021

Spatchcock

A spineless coward -- much like a spatchcocked chicken with its backbone butchered off

You spatchcock! How can you not call him a dick to his face

by napping bunny March 23, 2022

Slatch

In the English language, the word slatch is an ethnic slur used against Caucasian people, commonly used as a "whats-up" term used among caucasions.

"You're a f*cking slatch!"

by Official English Dictionary 8 December 4, 2022