Splarch

Splarch is a word to replace a noun in any given sentence. It was originally used in a sentence by the Litwinovich and Guinesso Family. More than often, splarch is used to confuse elders and sound like a fairly grotesque word. One can use splarch to replace any noun whatsoever...cat, dog, faucet, DNA, book, etc.

Parent: Hey, can you get me a bagel?
Teen: Is it in the splarch or the freezer?

Kid: Can I have a towel, I'm gonna jump in the splarch.

Friend: hey, I just got the new Google app!
Friend 2: Oh, come on! That app's a peice of splarch. (as to replace "junk")

Person: he is such a splarch-gargler.

by Wa-Tah! August 3, 2013

shlarpin

A fuckin nigger faggot with a huge ass dick

My shlarpin friend got major poon.

by Sjdhdjd February 2, 2017

Splarf

The action of spitting and farting at the same time.

Whoops, I just splarfed

by Smallafro May 19, 2016

Splarf

When you are going so fast you barf, and it hits you or someone close to you.

I threw up and the guy next to me got splarfed!

by VixtheKrankster February 15, 2017

slarpee

A cocktail similar to purple drank which is becoming increasingly popular within rap culture and with the teenagers that try to imitate it. It consists of one or more benzodiazepine class drugs, usually Xanax, Green Apple Jolly Ranchers, and a slurpee. The pills and jolly ranchers are mixed into the slurpee and drunk. These are most commonly consumed at teen parties.

Parents are becoming more and more concerned by the increasing popularity of slarpees among their kids.

by mark markusen May 29, 2017

Splart

When you have to piss but try to fart but you end up pissing instead.

Bro that would have been such a good fart but I splarted instead

by Splarty 102 April 23, 2018

splark

A color including blue, purple and a bit of yellow.

I love you dress color, is it splark?

by Sadie102015 February 19, 2018