laser seismograph

A highly accurate instrument which measures movement less than a millimetre deep inside the earth

The laser seismograph said there was a slight quake underneath the earth's surface.

by Nafeesa January 9, 2006

Cursive spasm

When one has been writing in cursive handwriting for an excessive amount of time to the point that their hand hurts and they accidentaly add more loops and swirls (usually extra e's and o's) to thier words than necessary.

A: Oh man that essay question was sooo long, I completely cursive spasmed all over it, it's not gonna make any sense!
B: Who the fuck writes in cursive? You're so old english school!

by P. Trotsky January 23, 2011

cor spasma

it basically means YOUR FACE but is used amongst spies

P1:I hate you!
P2: COR SPASMA!!!!
P1: WTF!!!
P2: MWA HA HA

by cor spasma October 18, 2011

Pronk Spasm

An uncontrollable series of pogo like movements in which your arms and legs remain remarkably strait yet spring like. Otherwise known as "beating the bush". It can be the direct result of an extreme night of whippling.

Andi: I made It to Vegas but got whippled out and pronk spasmed all over the bathroom.

Matt: Ewwwwwww...

by Mdeezie Foreezie May 13, 2016

Sismance

Noun: Bromance without the penis.

Shoka: Dude, those chicks are inseparable.
Other guy: Yeah, they got some serious sismance.

by Shoka00 September 3, 2009

titty spasm orgasm

To spazz out in an orgasmic matter.

"AHH OMFG GOD!" "Holy shit Jacob don't have a titty spasm orgasm."

by Jamie and Morgen September 25, 2005

sismick

of or relating to the sign of devil

Guy 1:Yo dog look at that bamf sismick
Guy 2 : wtffff hes got 12 foot horns coming out his head

by frisky moustace & vaccum belly January 1, 2007