Monkey spanker

A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

spankinfart

a fart that produces a loud clap sound and or actually hurts the cheeks when it comes out.

"Ouch, that spankinfart hurt!"

by Big Al 80 July 6, 2009

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

spanker

One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.

Spanker/Spankee is one of the more common forms of S&M roleplay.

by Deucebeast January 28, 2006

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

spankodex

1. n. a portion of your mind/brain dedicated to all the best memories of great dreams, fantasies, beautiful women you've seen or fucked, naked ugly whores you've accidentally fucked, or a celebrity nipslip you've seen. A spankodex is most commonly accessed during the masturbatory process. (ALSO spank-o-dex)

After seeing a bikini top slip off at the beach, Adam replied "that's getting filed in the spankodex!"

by ayemcee December 31, 2007

Spankanism

A person addicted to being spanked

Jamie suffers from spankanism

by JamieN February 12, 2010