Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.

Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."

by GewahltEin July 11, 2014

Speedy B

When she gives you a blowjob but you dont have much time so you have to make it quick

Her Dad was going to be home soon so she gave me a speedy B.

by DollaBill138 July 4, 2019

Speedy McReedy

Speedy McReedy is the formal term used when a person or animal reaches a speed which most find unattainable (Usually around 100 MPH).

“Yo, my guy just hit that Speedy McReedy”

by RestMcArms July 8, 2019

speedy boi

A real or fictional person who is capable of moving or performing an act at an above average speed, and uses that skill for the purpose of humor.

"Wow, how did he catch us all so easily." "I know right, and he had a smirk the whole time, what a speedy boi."

by TabsTheGreat November 7, 2019

Speedies

Wrap-around, sports style sunglasses popularised in the late 00’s by blokes dealing mad truckie goey and womanising Australian spin bowlers

“Oi cunt grab us a pair of speedies from the Puma when ya go an get ya snag roll and mango ice Gato”

by 3mflatty August 17, 2019

Speedy McMayer

1. Someone who is as fast as the flash

Woah, Speedy McMayer is running in lightspeed.

by dheids March 8, 2017

Speedy McMayer

1. Someone who is as fast as the flash

Woah, Speedy McMayer is running in lightspeed.

by dheids March 8, 2017