speedy

when you get high by smoking weed near (or preferably) behind a speedway gas station

“wanna get speedy?”

by gigglepoop August 3, 2025

Speedy Gonzalez

When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.

Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"

by Juicy Jaekwon May 13, 2014

Speedy McMayer

1. Someone who is as fast as the flash

Woah, Speedy McMayer is running in lightspeed.

by dheids March 8, 2017

Speedy tiffany

A sexual act defined as being aggressive, but quick. i.e. two pumps or less

Miah gave Paige a speedy tiffany last night.

by Casey Meadowlake September 24, 2016

speedy boi

A real or fictional person who is capable of moving or performing an act at an above average speed, and uses that skill for the purpose of humor.

"Wow, how did he catch us all so easily." "I know right, and he had a smirk the whole time, what a speedy boi."

by TabsTheGreat November 7, 2019

Speedy Video

Basically the Blockbuster of Malaysia, which closed down like 3 years ago.

Speedy Video was a place you could rent VCDs, Videos, DVDs etc

by UltimateDoge November 19, 2023

Speedy Slicker

You do a couple huge lines of crystal and as your sineses start to run then
start eating pussy or ass, letting the crystal infused snot and saliva flow into the aforementioned hole.

n. I gave her a speedy slicker before we fucked.
v. I speedy slickered her until she came

by dani2nite December 28, 2022