A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
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These spastics often use derogatory language and racial comments to defer the attention of them being a spastic.
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