Spaktard

A spaktard is a spastic and a retard mixed together

Look at that man. He is such a spaktard

by Charlie Hutchins April 12, 2017

Spaki

Spaki is often used in combination with twat and is a mix of the words spastic and paki.

Oh that feminist is such a spaki twat

by Marcel F June 3, 2017

Spakpig

Traditionally one of a litter of pigs which becomes the runt due to its inability to carry out normal basic tasks. A basic failure to thrive due to stupidity.

Ah, look at that little piggy! Its tiny and much maligned, poor spakpig.

by Tuthsicker February 22, 2020

spakasyndrome

People who’s keyboards on there phones keep spazzing out and auto correcting words to a different spelling

“I welt to the sop” which is spakasyndrome

by Spakasyndrome May 20, 2020

spakebar

Spacebar but with a k

Spakebar that just sounds like spacebar but with a k

by Spakebar September 6, 2020

spaky

You are special

John: you are so spaky
Me: :(

by Spakyboy69 November 12, 2020

spakerford

me

“i am spakerford”

by kakaisnoob April 11, 2021