slawkward

a combination of the word "slow" and "awkward"; a person who makes others uncomfortable by he/she's lack of personality.

"Jeez Emily TALK, why do you have to be so slawkward!?"

by xrachelmagnoliax August 19, 2008

stalkward

something that is both awkward, and stalker-ish

Ben: "I want to have you baby!"

Kendra:"STALKWARD!!"

by RoboBoogy December 7, 2011

stalkward

adj. describes the silence that ensues when you say something that let's your stalkee know you've been stalking them.

Dude, you're not even facebook friends, you shouldn't know that about her.

I know. That was stalkward.

by gt6driver October 25, 2012

flamecak sacktard

sum dood hoo is sooper stoopid and kant spel wright.

sumtimes i has trubble wif my grammer. dat maks me a flamecak sacktard

by rayydogg1093 October 22, 2008

facebook slackard

a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.

Crap, I shouldn't be a such a Facebook slackard!

by hagesmd June 5, 2010

smacktard

1. A disparaging term used predominantly in online gaming by anti-social nerds (generally under the age of 18) who fantasize about sexual relations with members of the same gender and regularly masturbate to illustrations of 11 year-old Japanese school girls getting fucked by octopuses.

After casually joining an online game and losing to a trash-talker nerd (who has devoted his life to the medium):

"U R SUCH A SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH".

Note: This comment has no meaning to people who are not worthless piles of shit.

by ARYAN SUPER Soldier April 14, 2006

smacktard

smack= crack
tard= retart

smacktard= retart on crack

omfg!!!! u damn tk'in smacktard.

by ur mom March 30, 2004