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Get the Solomon Schechter mug.A short king that is Jewish.
"He was pretty cute for a Short Solomon."
"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."
"Dave Franco and Jonah Hill are such Short Solomons."
"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."
"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."
"Dave Franco and Jonah Hill are such Short Solomons."
"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."
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Get the Solomon mug.(noun.)
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
by cyclopentane July 11, 2024
Get the Solomon mug.Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.
"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."
by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023
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