smuggling gummy worms

having tight pants and a small dick

Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts

by smokiejoe June 23, 2018

Smurching

Using a live smurf as a dildo.

Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”

by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018

Smirping

a large fatty kiss when a gross lizard tongue enters your mouth from the oldly large headed bachelor. Usually the side affect of virginity, also really small and hard nipples.

it was honestly so disgusting yet arousing when colton was smirping demi.

by icejjfish420 January 25, 2019

bean slurping

This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.

Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 6, 2017

slurping boob

The act of your boyfriend slurping on a chilled Dr. Pepper while fondling your left and right breasts and dry humping you... hard.

I could really use a slurping boob right about now.

by ineedachris February 15, 2010

Smuggling Piglets

Girl with large breasts popping out of her shirt, shirt usually being tight.

She must be smuggling piglets!

by Otto Von Coop December 12, 2012

SMURFING

the act of hitting anothers face with your penis

i wanna smurf you
ok darling

by genghis khan March 17, 2003