When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
by Bob-owski October 5, 2011
Get the Ironton Smoothie mug.Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.
“Hey are you going to drink that?”
“No, why?”
“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
“No, why?”
“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019
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by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019
Get the Salami Smoothie mug.A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.
A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds
A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds
That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.
I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.
I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.
by RamahTrip November 11, 2013
Get the bathtub smoothie mug.1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!
-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.
by J-ZUS October 17, 2010
Get the Smoothie Poo mug.A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.
Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.
by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008
Get the cum smoothie mug.A womens vaginal secretion from sexual stimulation. Often combined with sweat and lack of hygiene for that fishy taste.
by Slowsis April 19, 2007
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